graduate nurse vs experience nurse

A graduate nurse throws up when the
patient does.
An experienced nurse calls
housekeeping when a patient throws up.
TRUE

A graduate nurse wears so many pins on
their name badge you can't read it.
An experienced nurse doesn't wear a
name badge for liability reasons.
MOST OF THE TIME IT IS TRUE

A graduate nurse charts too much.
An experienced nurse doesn't chart
enough.
YUP.. WE HAVE TOO MUCH WORKLOAD IN OUR
HANDS TO WASTE IT ON PAPERWORKS!

A graduate nurse loves to run codes.
An experienced nurse makes graduate
nurses run to codes.
nah! NO TO THAT

A graduate nurse wants everyone to
know they are a nurse.
An experienced nurse doesn't want
anyone to know they are a nurse.
TRUE FOR ME..

A graduate nurse keeps detailed notes
on a pad.
An experienced nurse writes on the
back of their hand, paper
scraps,napkins, etc.
DAT SERVES THE PURPOSE OF D KARDEX RYT?

A graduate nurse will spend all day
trying to re-orient a patient.
An experienced nurse will chart the
patient is disoriented and restrain
them.
NOPE..WE ONLY RESTRAIN PATIENT ONLY
WHEN DEY IMPOSE HARM TO THEMSEVES

A graduate nurse can hear a beeping I-
med at 50 yards.
An experienced nurse can't hear any
alarms at any distance.
I CAN EVEN HEAR THE CALL LIGHT FROM
THE FOOR NEXT TO OURS!

A graduate nurse spends 2 hours giving
a patient a bath.
An experienced nurse lets the CNA give
the patient a bath.
WE DO THE MRNG CARE ALTOGETHER WITH
THE NA's

A graduate nurse thinks people respect
nurses.
An experienced nurse knows everybody
blames everything on the nurse.
YES! DEFINITELY TRUE! AS ALWAYS!

A graduate nurse looks for blood on a
bandage hoping they will get to change
it.
An experienced nurse knows a little
blood never hurt anybody.
I DONT THINK SO..

A graduate nurse looks for a
chance "to work with the family".
An experienced nurse avoids the family.
YES WEN THEY PRETEND DAT THEY KNOW HOW
TO MANAGE THEIR PATIENTS!

A graduate nurse always answers their
phone.
An experienced nurse checks their
caller ID before answering the phone.
HEHEHE..

A graduate nurse thinks psych patients
are interesting.
An experienced nurse thinks psych
patients are crazy.
CORRECT!

A graduate nurse carries reference
books in their bag.
An experienced nurse carries magazines
and lunch in their bag.
NOPE..WE'RE PROFESSIONA ENOUGH NOT TO
DO SUCH

A graduate nurse doesn't find this
funny.
An experienced nurse does.
I DONT THINK SO..
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